Hold Up, Is This 5 MB or 5 GB? EPIC ROFLZ!

Yo random dude, you won't believe this absolutely bonkers download size. It says literally 5 bytes? More like 5 GIGAS of unadulterated joy. I'm busting a gut just thinking about it.

Prepare for maximum loading times! because this thing is gonna take like, a whole day. But hey, at least we'll have a good laugh while we wait, right?

Send me a DM when you're finished

That File Size is Child's Play, Bro! 5MB LOL

{That file size? It's like, nothing. You could practically download it while you're waiting for the microwave to beep, bro. Don't even get me started on how fast it click here loads. Seriously, I swear this thing opens faster than my girlfriend/roommate/neighbor gets ready in the morning! Five MB? Pfft! Amateur hour, dude. This is like the byte-sized of file sizes, bro. Give me a terabyte any day!

That's Nothing for My Download Speed! 5MB LOL?

Yo, I just downloaded/grabbed/snagged this thing and it was like nothing. Seriously, 5 MB? Give me/Throw me/Feed me something bigger. This machine/rig/beast could handle a whole terabyte/gigabyte/petabyte in seconds!

Don't even get me started/Let's be real/Seriously though on those slow internet speeds people complain about. I got fiber, baby!
Streaming 4K? No sweat. That's how we roll.

Is This a Joke? 5MB?? ????????

This file/download/thing is huge/massive/ridiculous, man! 5MB for this tiny/little/simple piece/chunk/scrap of content/information/data? Are they playing/pulling/joking with us? I could easily download a movie/an album/a whole book in that time. Seriously/Come on/Honestly, what's the deal/story/explanation?

{5MB?! You Think I Have Time For That?|Dude 5MB?! That's Like a Century|Lol 5MB?! I Ain't Got Time For That! ????????

Seriously! Man give me a break, my internet is slower than a sloth in winter. I can barely even open a meme without it taking an eternity. 5 MB? That's like asking me to climb Mount Everest blindfolded.

Give me the lowdown, how am I supposed to stream anything with that kind of data limit? I need to be able to scroll the web at warp speed, you know?
I'm going to explode if I have to wait another minute for this thing to load.

Seriously, upgrade my data plan already!

5MB? Please. My Wi-Fi's on Steroids ????????

Bro, 5MB? That's seriously old tech! My Wi-Fi is running at warp speed. I'm practically teleporting. You think downloading a movie takes forever? I can binge an entire season in seconds.

Get with the future, my friend.